Corporate pleasures

Having decided some months ago about the future, the corporate life brings all of a sudden unexpected pleasures. Funny, I haven't thought about sending emails like this one before:

Dear Ralf:

I threw a little celebration party earlier this week as my original email to you has already marked its first month anniversary without being replied to.

That being said, I hope you're doing fine. But as you may understand, I'm starting to feel a bit worried. It would be great if you could find some time to reply to me with a blank email, so I know there's no need to panic. Ctrl-R and Alt-S would do if you happen to have a PC with Outlook in English.

And I patiently wait for your full-scale email and your advise on processes for another month.

Kind regards

dw